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alexnikolbackupДля запоминания правильного оборота:
What do you call an acid with an attitude? A mean-o-acid!
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law!
What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!
What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel!
What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps? A condescending con descending!
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!
What do you call twin dinosaurs? A pair-odactyls!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line!
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi!
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmonk!
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!
What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
What do you call a magic owl? Whooo-dini!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session!
What do you call a joke you make in the shower? A clean joke!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant!
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!
What do you call a deer that costs a dollar? A buck!
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta!
What do you call a cat on the rocks? One cool cat!
What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-traphobia!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
What do you call an acid with an attitude? A mean-o-acid!
What do you call a priest who becomes a lawyer? A father-in-law!
What do you call birds that stick together? Vel-crows!
What do you call a bagel that can fly? A plain bagel!
What do you call a snobby criminal walking down the steps? A condescending con descending!
What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad!
What do you call twin dinosaurs? A pair-odactyls!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain!
What do you call a row of rabbits hopping away? A receding hare line!
What do you call the wife of a hippie? A Mississippi!
What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmonk!
What do you call a mac 'n' cheese that gets all up in your face? Too close for comfort food!
What do you call a cow in an earthquake? A milkshake!
What do you call a cold dog? A chili dog!
What do you call a sad cup of coffee? A depresso!
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus!
What do you call a dog magician? A labracadabrador!
What do you call a magic owl? Whooo-dini!
What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef!
What do you call blueberries playing the guitar? A jam session!
What do you call a joke you make in the shower? A clean joke!
What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter? An irrelephant!
What do you call a pony with a cough? A little horse!
What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!
What do you call a deer that costs a dollar? A buck!
What do you call a fake noodle? Impasta!
What do you call a cat on the rocks? One cool cat!
What do you call the fear of being trapped in a chimney? Claus-traphobia!
What do you call two birds in love? Tweethearts!
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